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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/10/2007
Posts: 269
Location: New York
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1. You have a life
2. Your don't like musicals.
3. You're pretty sure you're still straight.
4. John Travolta in a dress just doesn't excite you.
5. Live Free or Die Hard is still in theatres.
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Location: New York
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6. The movie is called 'Hairspray.'
7. You still feel screwed from paying to see 'Dreamgirls.'
8. You don't have any hair to spray.
9. You have a dick.
10. Sometimes you don't need a reason.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/10/2007
Posts: 269
Location: New York
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11. You're still in awe from watching 'Grindhouse' on DVD.
12. You don't want you Dad to hate you.
13. If your friends see you in the theatre, you'll not be invited to sleepovers anymore.
14. There's a 70% chance of sitting next to someone who knows the words to the songs.
15. You saw the trailer and already hate the movie.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/10/2007
Posts: 269
Location: New York
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16. Chuck Norris told you not to see it.
17. See above.
18. You can't miss UFC.
19. The 11th commandment reads 'Thou shalt not see 'Hairspray.'
20. If you see it you'll have something in common with Richard Simmons.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/10/2007
Posts: 269
Location: New York
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21. Being in a theatre with 100 'Hairspray' fans is enough to make you want to die.
22. You have better things to do... like, hugging a beehive.
23. The terrorists will get you.
24. Amanda Bynes is in it... and she sucks.
25. You'd rather wait a week and go see 'Hot Rod' instead.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/25/2007
Posts: 253
Location: New York
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I agree.
...truly agree.
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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 5/11/2008
Posts: 525
Location: Los Angeles, California
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Saw this film both old and remake and didn't enjoy either of them. This is one musical that is just too annoying to with stand or sit through
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