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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 363
Location: New Hampshire
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50 bucks, any takers?
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/10/2007
Posts: 269
Location: New York
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No.
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Rank: Thrash Admin
Joined: 3/25/2007
Posts: 810
Location: Plymouth, MA
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Carl is worth over $500...however I don't have $500 so I can only say no to that. I do have $50 but since he is worth more I can not buy him for that cheap...did that make sense? Am I EMO?
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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 363
Location: New Hampshire
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No, just wicked fucked up haha.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/25/2007
Posts: 253
Location: New York
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Does Carl have any talents?
Any special skills?
What am I buying here?
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Rank: n00b
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 16
Location: Nashua, NH
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holy crap
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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 363
Location: New Hampshire
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COME ON BOYS, DIG IN! He's really cute and shy, has a beard, tan, big muscles, bitch outside the bedroom but in... OW OW seXXXay. 6'2", light brown hair, brown eyes, real looker.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/25/2007
Posts: 253
Location: New York
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What I meant was if he could lift over 100 pounds; I got frigerators to move... I need a tool. Tool. 
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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 363
Location: New Hampshire
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Yup, he's a lumberjack!
And also in NH.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/25/2007
Posts: 253
Location: New York
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Well that works out.
My construction company is located in NH.
It's called 'Wrenches and Trenches.'
(We also dig shit up.)
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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 363
Location: New Hampshire
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Wanna hire me? I need a job real bad.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/25/2007
Posts: 253
Location: New York
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Fuck no, where's Carl?
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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 363
Location: New Hampshire
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He has a job, but maybe not much longer, because I'm making him ask for workers comp.
Like I said, 50 bucks.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/25/2007
Posts: 253
Location: New York
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...you run a tough deal.
But I'll take him.
I need him to be totally shaved, head to toe.
Then lathered in French Onion Dip.
As soon as you do this, ship him to Chile and never speak of this incident again.
Don't ask questions.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/10/2007
Posts: 269
Location: New York
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That's gona take A LOT more than 50 bucks.
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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 363
Location: New Hampshire
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uh huh. he's a healthy guy, probably has at least 70 more years left. You do the math, by hour.
I'll take this in a lump sum, thanks.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/25/2007
Posts: 253
Location: New York
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You offer 50
I'm willing to pay 25, but he needs to have clothes and a few diapers.
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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 363
Location: New Hampshire
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fuck that. 50 is a DEAL, and I wont go any lower.
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Rank: Thrash Master
Joined: 7/25/2007
Posts: 253
Location: New York
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Or I could just take him.
I have candy and PS3 in my van.
He'll come.
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Rank: Thrash Demigod
Joined: 4/1/2007
Posts: 363
Location: New Hampshire
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Damnit. You got me there.
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