I'd love to engage in a battle of the wits,

but I'd just feel bad for taking advantage of the mentally handicapped.

You see, the first mistake your parents made was thinking 'just one time without one isn't going to get us pregnant.' And one more to add to it was letting you use the computer all by yourself.

Jeez, I guess you are just the prime example that sometimes two people shouldn't have kids.

I'm glad you keep up with kindergarten trends, I mean, being in 1st grade and all, it must be simple. But now the big task handed to you is learning how to add and subtract. But it shouldn't be tough, you seem to be an math kind of person. You add idiocy, subtract pleasure, divide attention and multiply ignorance.